119+ Top Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush
Top Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush
A Crush is a person who has a special place in our heart. We always try to make them happy through our jokes. On their Birthdays, Top Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush is the perfect thing for this plan. Human nature depends upon the things he likes or dislikes. When a person likes something whether it is good for him or not he just does not care about it.
Top Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush
As we talk about people when a person likes the other person, either the first person is male and the other is female or vice versa, in such a way that his mind and heart are just stuck on her or him. No matter the other person likes him back, the first person just does not think about it and just keeps going to love that person in such a way that no other than that person attracts him in that way. We say it as the first person has a crush on the second person.
Today must also be the birthday of the sun. And the sun should be excited to be sharing birthdays with the brightest woman on earth — you! Happy birthday to you, dear.
Did your mom pass out when you were born? Or wasn’t she shocked that she gave birth to an angel? Happy birthday to you, dearie.
If I miss your birthday party today, take my name out of your list of admirers. Happy birthday to you, pretty lady.
Please save a seat at your party for the man of your dreams, or rather, the man who says you’re the woman of his dreams. Happy birthday to you, beautiful girl.
This is a happy birthday message from a woman who will never break your heart. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Your secret is out. One of the gods just told me that the goddess of beauty celebrated her birthday today. I know you are that goddess. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
Let’s pray that nothing will stop me from attending the birthday party of this girl that I can’t stop thinking about. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Will any of your exes be at your party? I want to see who was stupid enough to let you go. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I promised myself that I’m going to eat cake today, and your birthday just made me sure that I will keep my promise. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I know it’s impossible, but I hope I’m the only one with a crush on you, so only I can say “happy birthday, crush” to you today. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Today would have been a great day to take you around the world, but I need people to see to the person they are celebrating with, so I’ll do it another day. Happy birthday to you, dear.
You probably woke up half as excited as me. Half as excited because I think I’m twice as excited as you are about today. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I’m looking at the mirror and I can see the best birthday gift for you — me! Happy birthday to you, dearie.
Don’t you want me to be with you every second today? You know I have sweet words to make you blush and smile. Happy birthday to you, darl.
Because it’s your birthday, I’ll not have another crush today apart from you. Happy birthday to you, hon.
Thank God you’re not the one picking up your cake. You will finish it on the road and we will not get to eat it. Happy birthday to you, beautiful lady.
Do those that have a crush on you get a bigger piece of cake at the party? There should be a birthday privilege for us. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I’m so handsome that, if I attend a party, I steal all the attention. So should I still attend your birthday party? Happy birthday to you, dear.
I still love parties, especially those that are chances to see a girl that is on my mind. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
If I see any of my exes at your party today, I’m pretending that you’re my girlfriend. Happy birthday to you, hon.
I feel like texting my boss to tell him that I’ll not be at work today because I want to spend the day with my crush on his birthday. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Every other person that has a birthday today should get their wishes tomorrow. It’s your birthday and the whole world should focus on you. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I’m sure you’ll be looking like popcorn in a popcorn maker today — hot and excited. Happy birthday to you, girl.
Stop thinking of me and start getting things ready for the party. And keep a plate of food for me, in case I come late. Happy birthday to you, darl.
This message is being sent to the person who’s contact I saved as “the prettiest girl I ever saw”. Happy birthday to you, dear
I knew this year was not going to end without you getting one year older. This year is so much like last year. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I have not been able to prove that you have a bigger crush on me than I have on you yet, but I will. Happy birthday to you, hon.
I’m afraid of going to the mall to buy a gift for you, because I’ll end up spending everything I have. I won’t be able to see something you may like and not buy it. Happy birthday to you, dear.
This new dress my mum bought really looks like something I can wrap as a gift for you. What I’ll tell her when she asks about it is what I don’t know. Happy birthday to you, hon.
I’m fighting the urge to show up for your party ten hours earlier. I want to see your face and talk to you. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I would have done some back flips in excitement, but I don’t have money for hospital bills. Happy birthday to you, darl.
Are birthdays not good opportunities to remind a lady like you that she’s pretty and smart? Happy birthday to you, dear.
I hear you need a car. I’ll let your boyfriend get that for you. Happy birthday to you, dear.
When I’m president, I’ll give you the country as a birthday gift. Happy birthday to you, hon.
I would have given you the world, but God has already given it to you. Happy birthday to you, beautiful lady.
It won’t be a bad idea to take you around the world today. I’m still saving up for transportation, though. Happy birthday to you, hon.
Having a crush on somebody means that you love every inch of that person no matter he loves you back or not. Even if he/she does not know that you have a crush on him or her, you just don’t care to let that person know about it. Mostly it is one-sided love, the person on who you have a crush doesn’t know about it. Most of the time people keep this love or attraction confidential, in a few cases, your crush also knows about it that you have a crush on that person.
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A crush is someone you secretly admire, someone you like without them knowing, or in some cases, in them knowing. She/he is the one you call a friend but deep down inside you hope there will be more to it than just the friendship they see. In simple words, a crush is someone who is your friend or we can say as an ordinary known person but on whom you have a hope that this link will be extended in such a way that your crush loves you back the same way as you do so.
So are we looking at two hundred years or a thousand years for you? So I can say my wish for a long life with something in mind. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I may be late for your party. I have to deliver beer to heaven, for the party they are having for your birthday. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
I’ll be waiting to hear your age today, so I’ll know if you’re really the man for me. Happy birthday to you, darl.
Is there a seat for “admirer of the day” at your birthday party? Then let no one else have it because it’s all mine. Happy birthday to you, love.
My mom told me to wish a pretty girl a happy birthday today, and I kept the wish for you, the prettiest among all celebrating today. Happy birthday to you, darl.
Even if you lived at the other end of the world, I’ll come for your birthday party. Anything to spend time with the smartest girl I know. Happy birthday to you, dear.
My clothes are even more excited about your birthday party than I am. Is there something you’re giving to clothes at your party? Happy birthday to you, dearie.
For now, I wish you enjoy more reasons to smile, so I can look at your beautiful smile. Other wishes will come later. Happy birthday to you, darl.
Why are you looking like you took the glow of everyone celebrating their birthdays today? Happy birthday to you, dear.
Want to get something beautiful today? Great. Truth is beautiful and the truth I’ll give you today is that “you are amazing”. Happy birthday to you, dear.
One day, I’ll prove to you that you were born on my birthday. But until then, keep enjoying my sweet wishes. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
Last time I got a hug from you was on your birthday last year. Now, do you see why I want to be around you today? Happy birthday to you, girl.
The most important task on my to-do list, saying happy birthday to you, has finally been done. Happy birthday to you, dear.
This is a reminder that, when you’re a hundred years old, you’ll be the prettiest hundred year old in the world. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I see the rising of the sun today as its way of celebrating you, only you, not any other person whose birthday is today. Happy birthday to you, hon.
Hope you’re not among my friends that hide their ages? Or should I just look at your cake to know? Happy birthday to you, darl.
Today is exciting for me because I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity to know your age. Bye to guessing. Happy birthday to you, dear.
You’re getting prettier and shining brighter as you grow. This means that when you’re hundred you’ll be as beautiful as heaven and would have made us all blind. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
How old were you when you realised that I’ve been crushing on you longer than anyone ever did. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I can tell you happy birthday in fifty different languages. You just have to first admit that you have noticed I have a crush on you. Happy birthday to you, dear.
If I see an angel today, I’ll ask him if you’re one of them, because you with this beauty and intelligence can’t be only human. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
I’ll send your picture to one of my friends this morning. Why? Looking at a beautiful face is a great way to start your day. Happy birthday to you, darl.
The only person I know who says you’re not amazing is someone who has never said the truth. Why should I believe him? Happy birthday to you, hon.
The president doesn’t have to show up before I consider this birthday special. And even if he does, he can’t steal the attention from the beautiful celebrant. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I wish only I knew it was your birthday, so I could spend the whole day with you alone. Nothing worse than having people around when I’m with my crush. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
Can you not grow taller again? This looks like the perfect height. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
Can I borrow that diamond necklace you have? I want to give it to you as a birthday gift. Happy birthday to you, dear.
How do I know today’s party will be amazing for me? Because your beautiful face will be there throughout the party for me to look at. Happy birthday to you, love.
If you don’t get the gift I got you, tell me, and I’ll find the delivery man and bite his butt. Happy birthday to you, darl.
From my point of view, you’re the prettiest girl celebrating a birthday this year! Happy birthday to you, dear.
Today also marks one year since you’ve been living in my head. I haven’t seen your rent yet. Happy birthday to you, dearie.
Will the police be at your birthday? So they can arrest other girls that have a crush on you for trespassing. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I’m afraid for my ceiling, because this excitement can make me jump higher than I’ve ever done. Happy birthday to you, my spec.
Everyone hesitates while having a conversation with the crush. Mostly these conversations happen accidentally or occasionally, even though people wait for them that some occasion come and they can talk to their crush. Among all occasions, in my opinion, Birthdays are the perfect occasions to talk to your crush. So what do you do when their birthdays come around? I think this is the day on which you make him/her feel special throughout the day, from start to end.
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First of all, you have to wish him or her perfectly on time. Now the question arises, how you can wish your crush? In our opinion, as you know that your crush does not know about your feelings towards him or her. So that you will keep your feelings confidential and wish him or her in such a way that your feelings remain confidential and your crush also feels special from your wish.
I can give you everything I own as a gift, but that would mean I’ll show up naked for your birthday party, as you’d have my clothes, and I know you don’t want that. Happy birthday to you, darl.
Have you looked at my pretty face today? Looking at the prettiest girl on earth is a good way to start your birthday. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Looks like I’ll never stop having a crush on you. Keep growing older and let’s see how long the crush I have on you will last. Happy birthday to you, darl.
This message is coming to you by eleven o’clock because today makes it eleven days since I started having a crush on you. Happy birthday to you, beautiful lady.
I just told my friend whose birthday is today to postpone his birthday if he wants a wish from me. Today is for celebrating my crush alone. Happy birthday to you, dear.
When we meet today, I won’t say happy birthday to you until you tell me you love my voice. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I hear that I called your name out while I slept. That must have been me wishing you a happy birthday in my dreams. Happy birthday to you, man.
So many beautiful things about you, but can you change something about you? Your address to mine? Happy birthday to you, dear.
So today is the day angels came to earth many years ago? Happy birthday to you, darl.
This is the first time in my life that I’m sending a message to an angel. Have you ever? Happy birthday to you, dear.
I’ll soon go and get a gift for you. But first, I have to set a spending limit, so I don’t go broke impressing a pretty girl. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Does an angel arrive on earth every year on your birthday, or did it only happen the year you were born? Happy birthday to you, darl. And happy angels invasion day.
Who wrote the history books? I can’t find the day the most handsome man was born there. But I know the date now. Happy birthday to you, dear.
When my son is grown, I want him to be like you, and what that means is that I want him to have a smart girl like me crushing on him. Happy birthday to you, dear.
It’s official! You’re the first person I had crushed on until his birthday. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I saw whatever the opposite of excitement is, and it’s dead. Knowing that it’s your birthday killed it! Happy birthday to you, dear.
To know that there’s someone here who’ll sell the world to buy you a cake for your birthday must feel good. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Did you wake up to a bank alert of one million dollars from me? Go back to sleep and wake up again. Maybe you’ll see it. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Is my crush really not going to do a twerk video on Instagram? Happy birthday to you, darl.
I’m sure your dad would love to see someone like me all over you at your birthday party, so I’ll be coming to make him happy. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Can you buy a red cake? So I can feel the love from you when I’m eating it. Happy birthday to you, hon.
Birthdays are to celebrate life, but you’ll be dressing to kill. Why? Happy birthday to you, dear.
Can we have your birthday party in Antarctica? Because it’s going to be hot! Happy birthday to you, dear.
Just realised that your age and the number of letters in your name equals my age. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I just started a petition to make your birthday a public holiday. Can you sign it? Happy birthday to you, dear.
Send me the contact details of a surgeon you trust. I want to give my heart to you as a birthday gift. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Hope the cake for others looks beautiful? You are my own cake. Happy birthday to you, darl.
I pray that God blesses you with double of everything you wish for, so you can give me the excess when you finally say yes to me. Happy birthday to you, hon.
I’ll be shocked if there’s a night today. I expect the day to be bright throughout, just like you. Happy birthday to you, dear.
Among all types of wishes, Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush is the only wishing type for this plan. You just have to wish your crush funnily so that he or she can not figure it out that you have a crush on him or her and secondly he or she ultimately loves the way you wish to him or her and lastly he/she laughs out loud.
Top Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush
Show them you care and maybe you’d be surprised that they end up feeling the same way you do. Take a chance on one of these Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush to your crush and make sure their lovely smiles never leave their faces on the special day they turn a new age. Your secret crush might be celebrating his/her birthday today. Whether it’s the first time you are going to speak to them or not, why not make that day an extra special one for him/her with a heartwarming Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush?
If you check my CV, you’ll see that one of my interests is you. Happy birthday to you, dear.
I sent a letter to the goddess of beauty for a blessing for you. She hasn’t replied yet, so I guess she’s jealous. Happy birthday to you, dear.
You mean a lot to me, dear. May the birthday that you celebrate today bless you with so much happiness and love. Happy birthday.
I hope your birthday is as beautiful and wonderful as you are to my eyes. Happy birthday.
Here’s to the special day of a special lady in my life! May your birthday be packed with passion, love and joy.
Today, I want you to know you are one of the shining stars in the sky that hovers above me. Happy birthday.
Sending you a universe of joy and love as you commemorate this special chapter of your life.
There’s nothing about you that I don’t adore. You brighten up my life and make me feel happy to be alive. Happy birthday.
You have no idea how much I like you for decorating my world the brilliant way you do. I am privileged to know such a sweet woman like you. May the sweetest and most beautiful things in the universe forever surround you. Happy birthday.
You are such a special person in my life whom I cherish dearly. May your birthday today bring you a step closer to realizing every beautiful dream of yours.
Celebrate your birthday with the knowledge that I like you so much because you make me feel so special. May beauty, love and true happiness encircle your life forever. Happy birthday.
I pray God will bless your life with great happiness – today and for as long as Father Time exists. You mean more to me than you’d ever know. Have a truly fabulous celebration today.
You are an absolutely wonderful and sweet person. May your birthday and life be just as sweet as you are to me. You are so dear to me. I hope you always remember that. Happy birthday.
You are not just my secret crush but also one of the reasons I smile in life. May your birthday make your heart as happy as your presence makes mine. Happy birthday.
In my eyes, you are the most beautiful woman on this planet. I wish you a day that is as beautiful as your outstanding beauty.Happy birthday.
Don’t ever feel down that you’re getting older. In my eyes, you are more gorgeous than ever. Have the most fun birthday celebration ever.
Sweetie, I hope you have yourself a truly fantastic and happy birthday! I feel so blessed to have had the great privilege of meeting a darling like you in this lifetime.
Since I met you, the sun in my sky shines more brightly. Happy birthday to you, my special one.
You are a very wonderful person in my world. Whenever you come around, you make me smile and flood my heart with oceans of happiness. May the incredible bliss you bring me enter into your heart today and never depart. Happy birthday.
There are more than a billion beautiful things that I would like to say to you. But I don’t know how. So all I’m going to say for now is: you are an absolutely amazing woman and you mean a great deal to me. Happy birthday.
Did you know you have the cutest smile in the whole world? Anyway, may your birthday bring you more cute smiles and sunny skies. Your happiness means heaven and earth to me. Happy birthday!
Your crush will certainly be delighted to receive any of the following sweet messages from you. And who knows, maybe that would just give him/her a clue about the feelings of your heart and lead to the romance you have been dreaming of. Birthday is always a special day. It is the day when we appreciate the presence of anyone who’s around us. But wishing your crush on their birthday is always confusing as you want it to be special and don’t want to sound desperate.
Top Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush
Just wish him or her, funnily, and slightly show that you always care for him or her, he/she matters to you, show this in your humorous wish. Crack some decent jokes on him or her in such a way so that he or she likes it and enjoys that moment. You have to crack your joke in such a way so that he or she remembers you so far. And the last thing you must have to keep in mind is that you have to make jokes for him or her which make him or her laugh and enjoyable, not that type of jokes which are personal and can hurt him or her.
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