177+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

Birthdays are always special, these are the occasions in life when we show our loved ones that they are a very special person in our life. But when we talk about the birthday of men whether he is our husband, boyfriend, father, brother or our son, these birthdays are very special to us. We always want to make this day more special and perfect throughout the day from the start. And we all know that every birthday starts from a birthday wish. For men, Funny Birthday Wishes For Men are the perfect option for us.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

When we listen to the word “man”, we imagine someone brave, supportive, caring, a person of good potential, leader of the family, etc. Absolutely yes to this statement, they are the men who care for us or a family, who gave their entire life to make their loved ones happy. A man can be in your life in many ways, he can be your boyfriend, he can be your husband, he can be your ex, he can be your father and also he can be your brother.

I am blessed to have a buddy like you. Happy birthday, dear friend. May your special day be loaded with happiness and love.

Today is your day, live it like you are the king of the world and don’t mind what others say, this day is just for you! Happy birthday.

As pizza delights every enzyme of the mouth, Honorable men are a delight to the soul of the woman. I’m happy to have one of them as a husband. Happy Birthday sweet man. Enjoy and be glad.

On your Big Day, I wish you lots of joy, fun, happiness, love, and all other stuff that doesn‘t cost a thing…

Respect elevates every man, but not every man deserves it. I want you to know that I love and respect you with every fiber of my being because you deserve it. Happy Birthday, man.

It’s almost impossible that any man suits everything the woman asked for, but you broke that law and gave me all I seek for in a man. Happy Birthday my man and my love.

May the greatest pain you’ll ever feel come from eating too much and laughing too much. Hehehe. I want to wish you a prosperous and fulfilling year ahead. Happy Birthday wonderful man.

May your day be super bright and super special! Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!

I wish you the most amazing day, filled with joyful moments! May this day bring you everything that you love most!

Some special and rare things in life get better with age. And you, my friend, are one of such special things. Have a wonderful birthday.

We are all here today to wish you an amazing and memorable birthday! May all of your deepest dreams come true!

When all else are against you

All you need to do is remember that you had the best birthday!

Happy bday! Always dance to the beat of your heart and enjoy every moment of every single day!

Happy birthday! Now you are one more year older, but not a bit wiser, I guess…

People may tell you that you do not have it in you but you do, believe me. Wonderful bday, boy!

Every generation has exceptional men, men who will bend iron with their bare hands, my husband is one of them, he can bring down any mountain called food. Hehehe. Happy Birthday my man.

Your birthday comes around only once a year so let’s make today a day to remember!

Boy, you have so much things waiting for you to be discovered. Happy birthday to you!

Young boy, just know that there are times when you hit rock bottom but you will be fine, okay?

Happy birthday, my dear friend. This day belongs to you and you only. May the good Lord pour His love and blessings on you. Stay blessed, my friend.

Wishing you a super duper day on this special day of yours. This one is for you my ever lovely man.

Thanks for doing more than I ever asked. Happy Birthday, Boyfriend.

Great things will be done by you in the future, believe in yourself. Happy bday, man!

The universe has so much greater things in store for you so believe in it, a wonderful birthday, kid!

As you celebrate your birthday, my wish for you is that your goals and dreams never play hide and seek with you. May success always find its way to you. Have a gorgeous birthday.

You are the most awesome young man that I have ever met so have fun on this birthday, today.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Old Men

You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

You know you are getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

You know you are getting old when you turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.

You know you are getting old when people warn you about shoveling snow.

You know you are getting old when you move something to a more logical location and then can only remember where it used to be.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Young Men

You know you are getting old when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.

You know you are getting old when your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

You know you are getting old when the clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… have come back in style.

You know you are getting old when you no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You know you are getting old when you quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You know you are getting old when taking your morning pills takes longer than eating your pancakes and sausage.

You know you are getting old when you lean over to pick something up off the floor, and then ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.

You know you are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You know you are getting old when the only reason you’re still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion.

age birthday cartoon – you know you are getting older when all your childhood toys are now collectibles and antiques.

You know you are getting old when you frequently find yourself telling people what a gallon of gas USED to cost.

You know you are getting old when it takes you two tries to get up from the couch.

You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun–and fun is a lot more work.

You know you are getting old when you don’t want a sports car because of the insurance premiums.

You know you are getting old when it takes twice as long to look half as good.

You know you are getting old when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

You know you are getting old when you’re very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over…

You know you are getting old when you give up all your bad habits and you still don’t feel good.

You know you are getting old when you go to bed before your kids

You know you are getting old when there are fewer things you are willing to wait in line for.

You know you are getting old when you spend a lot of time thinking about the “here-after”. you go somewhere to get something….. then wonder what you’re “here after”

You know you are getting old when you run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.

You know you are getting old when you want socks for Christmas.

You know you are getting old when you’re not really gryou just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians, and a few other things you can’t seem to remember right now.
Birthday Cartoon – Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest.
I’m not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!

Too young to be this old!

I’m not that old! I demand a recount!

So many candles, so little cake!

Over the hill? I don’t remember any hill?!

You may not be able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again!

By the time you reach middle age, you’ve already met so many people that every new acquaintance reminds you of someone else.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Middle Age Men

Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy!

Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. –Daniel Bennett

Middle age is that period in a man’s life when he’d rather not have a good time than have to get over it. –Oscar Wilde

Middle age is a period of life when one can do as much as ever but would rather not.

Middle age is when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. –Franklin P. Adams

Middle age is when you are sitting home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. –Ring Lardner

Middle age is when everything starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

But the important thing is that no matter what relationship you have with this man, he will always be caring, supportive, loving, brave for you, and always have the guts to take a stand for you. A real man can never leave his beloved ones alone in this fast world. A man always makes women feel special, they always care for women in any way. A real man always respects women whether she is his mother, wife, girlfriend, daughter, or sister, he always wants to see them happy in their life.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Old Men

As we feel that these men are doing so many extraordinary things in our life so that it is our moral responsibility to take charge and also make them feel special too, in any way. A man is always busy running his house, they spend most of the time fulfilling the needs of his family.  They take responsibility to fulfill at least the basic needs of his family and loved ones, moreover, they also take care of the wishes and demands of his beloved persons. As we discussed above that we also have to make them feel special and make them feel happy.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. – T. S. Eliot

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. – Arnold Bennett

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you. – Bennett Cerf

You’re not over the hill until you hear your favorite songs in an elevator!

Mid-life crisis? My whole life has been a crisis!!!

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it. –Doris Day

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists of merely standing up. –Bob Hope

You’re not old. You’re chronologically gifted.

I like my bifocals,
my dentures fit me fine,
my hearing aid is perfect,
but Lord I miss my mind!

You know you’re old when “getting a little action” means your prune juice is working!

The secret to staying young is to find an age you like and stick with it.

When I was a kid I could toast marshmallows over my birthday candles. Now I could roast a turkey!

Lying about my age is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is.

You know you’re over the hill when the only whistles you get are from the tea kettle.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself!

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. –Bernard M. Baruch

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. –Lucille Ball

Old age is not so bad when you consider alternatives. –Maurice Chevalier

I can still cut the mustard…I just need help opening the jar!

The worst thing about growing old is listening to your children’s advice.

Senility is a good thing. You’re always meeting new friends!

It is better to wear out than to rust out!

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

I’m not over the hill – I can’t get up it!

More candles: Bigger wish!

Aged to Perfection!

I finally got my head together and now my body is falling apart.

By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence!

After fifty it’s patch, patch, patch.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. –Doug Larson

Inside every older person is a young person wondering what happened.

You know you’re old when you’ve lost all your marvels. –Merry Browne

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

You’re only young once. After that you, have to think up some other excuse.

It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.

Age is a matter of mind and if you don’t mind, it don’t matter!

Age is a number, old is in your head.

Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age is like fine wine; it gets better with time!

For this, we have to show them too that they have a very special space in our hearts and they are worth it, everything they did for us. Most people wait for some occasions to show their inner feeling about them. They mostly look for some events to let men know that they have got some precious place in our hearts. Among all of the occasions, birthdays can be said as perfect occasions to show love and care to men. These are the days on which we can also make them feel special, on these days we can make them happy or laugh too.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Crazy Men

On their birthdays, Firstly you just have to wish your man in a very unique and special way so that he just cannot forget about your wish. After that, you have to give him some sweet gift that expresses your love and his worth in your heart to him. At last, try to through some surprise party for him and invite all of his friends and loved ones. Among all these birthday things, Birthday wishes are the most important to everybody. A birthday wish is that much important that it can make someone’s day.

At my age, I’ve seen it all, I’ve heard it all, I’ve done it all, I just can’t remember it all.

Classic, Genuine, Antique Person!

Don’t let an old person crawl into your body!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same-day service.

I’d rather be over the hill than under it.

I’m entering the “metallic years”; silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my bottom!

I’m just a 16-year-old girl, locked in an old ladies body!

I’m not aging, I’m marinating!

I’m not as old as I used to be.

I’m not getting older, I’m getting bitter.

I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager!

I’m not old, I’ve just been young a very long time!

Inside every older person is a young person wondering what happened!

It used to be wine, women, and song,
Now it’s beer, the old lady and TV!

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it’s too weak to go very far.

Old age and treachery beat youth and vigor.

Old age ain’t no place for sissies. –Bette Davis

Once you’re over the hill, you pick up speed!

Over 40 and still cooking’!

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it!

Senility Prayer
God grant me the senility to
forget the people I never liked anyway;
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do;
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely!

You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work!

You know you are getting old when “Happy Hour” turns out to be a nap!

You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more often than you do!

You know you’re old when you can’t get your rocking chair started!

You know you are getting old when you look forward to a DULL evening.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

You know you are getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

You know you are getting old when you get winded playing chess.

You know you are getting old when you have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

You know you are getting old when you look into the mirror and are shocked to see that “old person” looking back at you.

You know you are getting old when the gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you are getting old
when you tend to repeat yourself.
You know you are getting old
when you tend to repeat yourself.

You know you are getting old when your children begin to look middle-aged.

You know you are getting old when your pacemaker opens the garage door when you see a pretty girl.

You know you are getting old when your knees buckle and your belt won’t.

You know you are getting old when your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

You know you are old when your doctor is the same age as your grandson.

You know your old when your youngest starts collecting Social Security.

Young at heart, slightly older in other places!

You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Youth is wasted on the YOUNG!

I’m not old; I’m just a victim of gravity!

I can’t figure out if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

So, these are the golden years…I’m not impressed.

Don’t think of yourself as getting older . . . You are, of course, but it’s best not to think of it! Happy Birthday!

40: I’m 18 with22years’s experience.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a perfect 40!

Remember when you were little and you thought 40 was sooo old. You were right!

I’m 40 in years, 20 in spirit!

Forty isn’t old – IF you’re a tree!

Forty is 4 perfect 10’s!

It took me 40 years to look this good!

Here’s to celebrating the 19th anniversary of your 21st birthday!

I’m not 40, I’m 39.95, plus tax!

40, but still Sporty!

Up to age 40, it’s just a rehearsal!

I’m 39 1/2 (and that’s my final answer!)

50 is the age of discovery – you discover you’re old!

Forty is the old age of youth; Fifty is the youth of old age. –Victor Hugo

Nifty at Fifty!

Welcome to the Fabulous Fifties!

Life after 50: when your back goes out more than you do.

Sexy at 60

Spectacular at 70

Great at 80!

Happy 30-Something! (or Happy 40-Something!, Happy 50-Something, etc.)

Your birthday wishes for your man should be as special as your man is special for you. As we talk about wishes, so in my opinion, Funny Birthday Wishes For Men are the perfect ones. Funnily wish your man to make him laugh and to make him keep smiling all day long or for a long time. Your wish should be that much humorous for your men. One day you will meet the man that will drive you crazy for the rest of your life, but he will also be a little bit crazy at the same time, for love drives people mad at the very least.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Smart Men

For when this time happens, when you meet the man you want to be with for the rest of forever, here are some ideas on how to greet him on his birthday. Here are some Funny Birthday Wishes For Men that you can say to him or text him or maybe send him an email. We just have to keep in mind to wish the man in a funny way that we are cracking jokes for them to make them laugh and not for the reason to laugh at them. In simple words, while cracking jokes on men, you just have to take care of their feelings too.