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Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

Birthdays are always special, these are the occasions in life when we show our loved ones that they are a very special person in our life. But when we talk about the birthday of him whether he is our husband, boyfriend, father, brother or our son, these birthdays are very special to us. We always want to make this day more special and perfect throughout the day from the start. And we all know that every birthday starts from a birthday wish. For men, Funny Birthday Wishes For Him are the perfect option for us.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

When we listen to the word “him”, we imagine someone brave, supportive, caring, a person of good potential, leader of the family, etc. Absolutely yes to this statement, they are the persons who care for us or a family, who gave their entire life to make their loved ones happy. Him can be in your life in many ways, he can be your boyfriend, he can be your husband, he can be your ex, he can be your father and also he can be your brother.

Just before I lose hope in humankind, here you come. Happy birthday, babe.

Brace yourself. Cause we are going to spend countless birthdays together.

Hope your birthday is as nice as your butt.

Gone are the days when you spit all over a cake and watch your friends eat it with a smile. Embrace the new normal birthday.

Thank you for being my mom-friend boyfriend. Happy B-day.

Happy birthday from the love of your life.

Glad I swipe right. Happy birthday, babe.

You are the hottest nerd I’ve ever seen. Happy birthday.

I found the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy birthday.

I don’t celebrate the days that make you look older, except for yours. Happy birthday, honey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am so lucky cause I have you. Happy birthday.

If you are a mess, you’d be a hot one.

Hugs, kisses, and birthday wishes for the best man in the world.

No cake is sweeter than you are. Happy birthday!

A bit older, a lot wiser. Happy B-day, baby.

I love you to the moon and back. Happy birthday my sweetheart.

You are rare. Happy birthday.

Your hug is my favorite place. Happy B-day.

I fall in love with you every single day. Happy birthday.

A year older, a year bolder. Happy birthday.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

They say it’s the thought that counts. So I thought I’d save my money instead of buying you a gift. Best wishes, happy birthday!

When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome

You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

I don’t know how to express my feeling for your sense of possession for me. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

To A Brilliant Man Happy Birthday. You bring light and happiness to my life. Here’s wishing you a bright year ahead.

Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. You’re a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!

You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots love, kisses and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.

Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I won’t take it out on you. I’ll wait until tomorrow! Enjoy your special day.

You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.

Happy birthday from the one person who knows all of your flaws and imperfections, but still loves you anyway!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

Gone are the days when you spit all over a cake and watch your friends eat it with a smile. Embrace the new normal birthday.

Dear husband, it is your birthday today. I wanted to wish you the very best, but you already have me. No need. Happy birthday.

But the important thing is that no matter what relationship you have with this him, he will always be caring, supportive, loving, brave for you, and always have the guts to take a stand for you. A real man can never leave his beloved ones alone in this fast world. A man always makes women feel special, they always care for women in any way. A real man always respects women whether she is his mother, wife, girlfriend, daughter, or sister, he always wants to see them happy in their life.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

As we feel that these men are doing so many extraordinary things in our life so that it is our moral responsibility to take charge and also make them feel special too, in any way. A man is always busy running his house, they spend most of the time fulfilling the needs of his family.  They take responsibility to fulfill at least the basic needs of his family and loved ones, moreover, they also take care of the wishes and demands of his beloved persons. As we discussed above that we also have to make them feel special and make them feel happy.

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!

I’m beginning to feel like I was born to keep track of your birthdays because I never seem to forget them. Happy birthday to you, my baby.

You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!

Happy birthday! I would sing you a birthday song but that wouldn’t be a very pleasant sound in your ear.

One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it.

I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low. Happy Birthday.

Every day is monochrome except your birthdays. And mine. But since today’s yours, I’ll lie about mine. Happy birthday to you, darling.

I usually return your silly comments with an evil eye, but today, I guess I’ll let it slide. Happy Birthday!

Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday!

It is so hard believing today is your birthday because you never look any older. My ever young husband, happy birthday. I love you so much.

It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly.

The whole day I kept planning for your birthday and baked cake for you. Now, it is your turn. Go clean the kitchen and make us dinner. Happy Birthday to you dear hubby.

Happy Birthday to someone with impeccable music taste, the greatest sense of humor, the biggest heart, and the world’s greatest girlfriend!!! I love you!!!

So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil.

Happy Birthday to someone who knows how to annoy the crap out of me……. but I love him more than anything and anyone. I hope you have an amazing birthday!

Congratulations for making it to another birthday!! Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya? Another year older, wiser and… I take that last part back. Another year older!

My dear husband, I was supposed to send sweet wishes, but you are a man who will not be moved. No, literally: I am certain that you are glued to the furniture! Happy Birthday!

I felt like a sock that found its match the day that I met you! You are the stars in my universe and the sails on my boat. I love you & I hope your birthday is full of love and laughter.

Because I don’t want you to get lost in luxury, I wish you spend more of the money I wish you get on me than on yourself. Happy birthday, darling.

They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

I feel like I love you more today, and trust me when I say it’s not because I want the lion share of your cake. Happy birthday, my sweetheart.

Today, I’ll just wait to see how it goes so I can copy from your birthday and make mine more interesting. Happy birthday to you, my baby.

If I say we should spend the day together indoors, people will say I’m not nice, so I’ll just let you celebrate with everyone. Happy birthday, my darling.

For this, we have to show them too that they have a very special space in our hearts and they are worth it, everything they did for us. Most people wait for some occasions to show their inner feeling about them. They mostly look for some events to let him know that they have got some precious place in our hearts. Among all of the occasions, birthdays can be said as perfect occasions to show love and care to men. These are the days on which we can also make them feel special, on these days we can make them happy or laugh too.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

On their birthdays, Firstly you just have to wish him in a very unique and special way so that he just cannot forget about your wish. After that, you have to give him some sweet gift that expresses your love and his worth in your heart to him. At last, try to through some surprise party for him and invite all of his friends and loved ones. Among all these birthday things, Birthday wishes are the most important to everybody. A birthday wish is that much important that it can make someone’s day.

When it comes to beer, you are a real go-getter. You go get a beer and go get a spot on the coach if you are sure beer will be available. Happy birthday.

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!

Let’s celebrate the age you act, not the age that you are.

It takes a long time to become as young as you are.

If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique, and beautiful for your birthday. But, still, I don’t fit into the envelope.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.

If it takes more than one match to light your candles, it takes more than one breath to blow them out.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

One of the things I learned growing up with you is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run at your age, right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!

Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full of water tonight before you light up the candles; I don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!

Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!

They say that birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies at your age. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say. Happy Birthday on your special day.

I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life, said Kitty Collins. So be glad you’re doing it gracefully. Happy Birthday to my Bestie.

Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day!

Hey, I tried. Don’t think of it as getting older; think of it as becoming a classic. You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth for your birthday, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

I really hope you brushed your teeth this morning! Unfortunately, because I’m not sure, your teeth will survive until next year with your age.

If you believe in it, you can be anything! But, unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train, old pal! Happy Birthday!

You look beautiful for a person who is one year closer to death. Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year.

Although you’re older, trust me, it’s better than the alternative.

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate, it says expired..

Your birthday reminds me of the ancient Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo…

You’re not old. You’re vintage. Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday. You’re not OLD. You’re CLASSIC.

Happy Birthday! You’re not old, you’re EXPERIENCED

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!

You’re only as old as you feel, so dust yourself off and party like a kid again! Happy Birthday

Scotch isn’t the only thing that gets better with age. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. You’re a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!

I totally forgot to buy you a birthday gift to rush and hug you on such a beautiful day. Happy birthday handsome!

I won’t write a whole essay to express my joy right now, just a few words to tell you how old you are getting this year. Age gracefully my man.

We have celebrated so many birthdays together until I don’t know who is being celebrated today. Whether it’s yours or mine, I have to celebrate it with you. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Celebrating each day with the same person on the same table cutting the same size of the cake is boring. But celebrating a year with a man you love is better than those sweet candies we put on the table. Happy birthday, honey!

As you grow, you become funnier and funnier, thinking that I will celebrate with you until wrinkles chain your face is the funniest part of it. Happy birthday my king!

It’s a day to smile, don’t take life too seriously because you won’t get out of your birthday today without sharing wine with me. Happiest day hubby!

I can see a lot of good things coming your way this year. I see the forces of evil being confused as they head your way this year. Happiest of all birthdays my man.

I didn’t know men of your age still enjoy the sweetness of chocolate. I just came to realize it as I was looking for things to spoil your day today. Happy birthday, honey.

Miles apart or side by side, you are closest in my heart every time. I wish this day brings you joy and happiness sweetheart. Have a beautiful day celebrating your birth. I love you so much.

How do you know a man thinks about his future? When a man achieves the goals each coming year, I pray this will be your year love. Happy birthday!

Your birthday wishes for him should be as special as your man is special for you. As we talk about wishes, so in my opinion, Funny Birthday Wishes For Him are the perfect ones. Funnily wish him to make him laugh and to make him keep smiling all day long or for a long time. Your wish should be that much humorous for him. One day you will meet the man that will drive you crazy for the rest of your life, but he will also be a little bit crazy at the same time, for love drives people mad at the very least.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

For when this time happens, when you meet the man you want to be with for the rest of forever, here are some ideas on how to greet him on his birthday. Here are some Funny Birthday Wishes For Him that you can say to him or text him or maybe send him an email. We just have to keep in mind to wish the man in a funny way that we are cracking jokes for them to make them laugh and not for the reason to laugh at them. In simple words, while cracking jokes on him, you just have to take care of their feelings too.