124+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Her

Funny Birthday Wishes For Her

Birthdays are always special and exciting for everyone, but when we talk about the birthdays of her, whether she is mother, wife, girlfriend, or anyone, this makes us feel more excitement and fun. The first thing you can do on the birthdays of your favorite person who is a “her” is to wish her especially. For her, Funny Birthday Wishes For Her is the best option to show love and their special space in your heart. Whether it is the birthday of a friend, sibling, or relative, the best way you can wish them is through a combination of magical words.

Funniest Birthday Wishes For Her

People tend to love everything that makes them laugh, be it a joke, quote, or person. Even though a surprise party and gifts are important to make a her feel good on her birthday, have you ever thought of making someone feel special rather than just good on this great day? Funny Birthday Wishes For Her create a different kind of impact that is matchless and if the wish makes the person laugh, it remains memorable. Females are naturally soft and polite, dependent on male in some ways, they are sweet.

May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!

Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!

Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge

When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!

Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!

I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.

Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.

Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred! Happy Birthday!

May your Birthday be filled with joy – and wine.

Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!

Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!

Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!

Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!

There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!

Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!

You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!

Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)

Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!

Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!

You know you’re old when… the numerous candles on your birthday cake not only become more expensive than your cake itself, but also negatively impact the environment.

You know you’re old when… kids feel safe to tell you their secrets because they know you will end up forgetting them.

You know you’re old when… a teenager refers to you as a middle-aged man/woman.

You know you’re old when… your mates start having children on purpose and not accidentally.

You know you’re old when people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.

You know you’re old when… your favorite songs are now elevator music.

You know you’re old when… you see a smoking hot girl in bikini and the first thought that crosses your mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun block”.

You know you’re old when… all your favorite sportsmen and women have retired.

You know you’re old when… it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.

You know you’re old when… the candles on your cake create a bonfire.

You know you’re old when… your mates start running for president and other public offices.

You know you’re old when… the once adorable Karate Kid is now an old man.

You know you’re old when… you start feeling sleepy at the same time you used to go out at night to have fun.

You know you’re old when… your fridge consists of more food than beer.

You know you’re old when… teenagers start mistaking you for the legendary Keith Richards.

You know you’re old when… that adorable kid you used to baby sit is no longer a kid.

You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.

You know you’re old when… prefer eating in than eating out.

You know you’re old when… you fall down and die when someone tells you to act your age.

You know you’re old when… you feel there’s nothing left in life to learn.

You know you’re old when… in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple were nothing more than fruits.

You know you’re old when… you start worrying about how you’ll pay your mortgage.

You know you’re old when… acne problems are a thing of the past.

They are the persons in our life who can be a mother, a sister, a daughter, etc. They are very respectful being in this world. “Her” are one of the most important creatures in the whole universe; they produce life, take care of it and make it gentle and sweet. She make him tame, they calm wild waters and also make love felt throughout. A woman is a special being and as such should be appreciated every time one gets the chance. Birthday messages to her should not be too complex; they can be short, sweet, and most importantly heartfelt and can be funny too.

Funny Birthday Texts For Her

Sugar, spice, and everything nice, her in your life add a soft touch and brightness to everything they do. Whether it’s your mom, sister, girlfriend, aunt, wife, grandmother, daughter, or friend, she is one of the most important, incredible, and beautiful things in your life. Every woman called her deserves to be spoiled every once in a while, so use her birthday this year to celebrate all of her great qualities and unique gifts with our birthday wishes. Birthdays only come once a year, so make this a birthday she will never forget with wishes that perfectly match her personality and likes.

You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.

You know you’re old when… birthdays remind you something to be forgotten.

You know you’re old when… you lie about your age or are tempted to do so.

You know you’re old when… your patronage of condoms begins to drastically decline.

You know you’re old when… you start finding teenagers’ birthday parties annoying and repulsive.

You know you’re old when… your loved ones keep telling you how young you look.

You know you’re old when… hostage takers are not interested in taking you hostage.

You know you’re old when… your friends pay firefighters to be on standby for your birthday bash because they are afraid your birthday candles might cause a disaster.

You know you’re old when… you search everywhere for your reading glasses when it is on your head.

You know you’re old when… if you have ever attended a Beatles concert.

You know you’re old when… marketers start targeting you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.

You know you’re old when… you can date someone half your age without breaking any man-made laws.

You know you’re old when… your neighbors don’t even know it when you organize a party.

You know you’re old when… your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them or have died.

You know you’re old when… you finally know where your prostate is located.

You know you’re old when… you once used telegraphs to send messages to your loved ones in faraway places.

Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!

Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.

If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Facebook told me it was your birthday and that I should write on your wall.

Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.

My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!

Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!

The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?

Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.

I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.

So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!

Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!

Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.

I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.

I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to someone who remembers how to do the ‘Macarena’.

Tell her how awesome you think she is, how much you treasure your relationship, and how happy you are to know her. Wish her a happy day, a magical year, and many more amazing birthdays to come. No one knows you better or makes you happier than she does, so make sure she knows how special she is to you and everyone she knows. Make this a birthday your best girl will never forget and give her the best birthday wishes for her card you can find. Sending happy birthday wishes and greetings is a perfect way to let the person know that you care.

Funny Birthday Quotes For Her

Here you will find plenty of happy birthday wishes for girls and female friends, celebrating 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th birthday, and much more. We are going to share the best Funny Birthday Wishes For Her. Everywhere in every home, women are the priority to every family member because she is the very needed person in everyone’s life. There are many types of images for the women like mom, daughter, sister, grandmother, wife, etc. If the woman you like the Most’s birthday is coming then its right place to collect some awesome, beautiful and Funny Birthday Wishes For Her.

Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.

Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”

Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!

I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.

You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.

That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?

Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!

If someone asks if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.

Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.

Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!

I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!

When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go “Why the hell not?!”. You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.

I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!

I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.

Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give a rats behind about you the rest of the year.

Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.

Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.

Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

Getting older is no fun. But you can always turn to your good friends for support when you’re struggling with a birthday… Or not! Friends tend to like to rub salt in your wounds. If you’re turning another year older then it’s pretty likely a friend will be there to continuously remind you. And probably in the cruelest way possible! Because that’s what friends are for. So if you’re looking for a way to say Happy Birthday to an older her or some birthday wishes for a more mature her then read on.

Our selection of funny wording ideas for your old her birthday wishes will have your friend laughing (or crying!) throughout their big day. Don’t forget though that at some point you’ll be on the receiving end of some harsh birthday wishes. So prepare yourself now, you’re time is coming. She  is the one girl that can drive you crazy because she is a bit crazy herself, the one that seems to have too much fun all the time but still love you as much as she can. Here’s to the her who would give up everything to have some fun with you; here’s to her that deserves an award for being the best girl ever.

Funny Birthday Messages For Her

It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!.

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef.

Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.

You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care.

The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.

Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.

Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday, oldie!

Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!

Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!

I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.

May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.

Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.

Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month.

Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!

If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager!

Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.

More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.

As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!

When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!

Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.

She may seem to have a bit of a loose screw sometimes, but let her know you remember her by greeting her on her special day. One of the most difficult tasks in this world is to make someone laugh and here we have a ton of Funny Birthday Wishes For Her that may not make the birthday girl burst into a laugh but will create a mixture of emotional and comedy impact. This will make your wish stand out from other people who would be using typical birthday wishes. If you use these wishes creatively in a humorous manner, it could create a great impact.