125+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Brother

Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Brother

Birthdays are the occasions that always make us feel excited and happy. Birthdays are now considered as a day full of enjoyment and pleasant day. Birthdays of our beloved ones are always special, but when it’s the birthday of our cousin brother we just can’t wait to celebrate it at our peak. The first thing which we do for our cousin brother is to wish him naturally so that he can feel our love and emotions for him, nicely. Among all wishes, for my cousin brothers, in my opinion, Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Brother is the perfect wish for our cousin brother.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Brother

Relationships are blessings to a person alive. These relationships support us in several ways in routine life. Without relationships, a person can barely survive in this unpredictable world. These relationships can be our family, friends, colleagues, etc. As we talk about a relationship with our friends, these can be many of the friends who are connected to us emotionally and can have some special space in our hearts. Friends can be of many types, as there are many categories of friends.

Cousin, hope your birthday gives you an extra special gift and birthday time. You are special one in our family. Wish you the best and happy birthday!

Today is your birthday, my cousin brother. Enjoy it and make this day special, because there is only one such day in the year. Happy birthday, dude!

Happy birthday my beloved cousin. Wishing you a great celebration and to remember everything what will happen!

Your birthday is remarkable, to me, cousin! I get to tell people that I am related to the oldest person in the world!

Cousin, it is your birthday! May your 100th be the best one, yet!

Happy birthday from one of the most marvelous cousins you know. I thank God for making you so lucky to have a wonderful cousin like me. Enjoy your day, my dear!

The days of hiding may be gone, but our friendship will last forever, my dear cousin. You are my special friend, and a cousin one can only wish for. Happy Birthday.

If you ever find yourself feeling bummed for being unable to achieve something in life, take solace in the fact that so many years ago, of the millions of sperms, you were the strongest. Happy birthday.

It’s your birthday, and you don’t look any older. You just look more handsome. Best wishes cousin!

Out of all my male cousins, you’re the greatest. I’m wishing you the best on your birthday, and I’m sending you lots of warm wishes!

When we were kids, sharing our toy trucks was always fun. Now that we are older, just sharing good times with you is wonderful. Best wishes on your birthday cousin.

I may not have a brother, but I have you. You’re the best cousin anyone could ever have, and I’m happy you’re mine. Hope all your wishes come true as you celebrate your birthday cousin.

You were always there to fix my car and do the type of repairs a woman can’t do. Thank you and happy birthday my dear cousin!

Your birthday is remarkable, to me, cousin! I get to tell people that I am related to the oldest person in the world!

You look more handsome/beautiful than ever! Happy birthday, sweet cousin. Now, can I borrow some money from you?

Happy birthday, cousin. Wonderful cousins buy drinks for their cousins on their birthdays. When can I come for mine?

At your age, cousin, things can slip your mind… like your own birthday! Remembering you today, because you probably won’t

Standing next to you, cousin, on your birthday is a real treat for me! Anyone around us can clearly see that I am much, younger than you! Happy Birthday!

Hope you know you have lost one year of your life today? Anyway, I’m going to organize a party for you to forget about this loss. Happy birthday.

I do not know if it is easy to be happy and calm like you are all the time. I hope you let loose a bit today because it is your birthday. Have a blast.

Dear cousin, as you celebrate another year of becoming older, do know that old age isn’t as bad as the world makes it appear when you think of the alternative to old age being buried in the ground. Have a lovely day.

Happy splendid birthday, my dearest cousin! Don’t worry about getting older today. No matter how old you become, you’re still a child because you’re a child of God!

The days of hiding may be gone, but our friendship will last forever, my dear cousin. You are my special friend, and a cousin one can only wish for. Happy Birthday.

Cousins do not resemble each other a lot, but being a family means more than just sharing genes. I am happy to have you as a cousin and celebrate your birthday.

I do not know if it is easy to be happy and calm like you are all the time. I hope you let loose a bit today because it is your birthday. Have a blast.

Each birthday marks the end of one year and the beginning of another one. Therefore, I hope you celebrate the gift of life. And we stay friends, not just cousins, for the years to come.

Dear cousin, since the day you were born, you are a blessing to our family. I hope you have many more birthdays to celebrate. For now, let’s get crazy on your special day.

Best wishes, cousin! Please don’t blow on the cake too hard because some of us plan to eat it.

You would be able to count your age today if you had taken mathematics seriously in school.

Hey, birthday boy, how about I send you a mail order bride as a gift if you aren’t married by this time next year.

You know I love you, right? I went out of my way to buy you such a lovely gift even though you owe me money.

The tablecloth is flame resistant, there is a fire extinguisher under the table, and I have the fire department on standby in case blowing the candles turns into something else.

I made a list of wise words to tell you, but it will remain blank till next year!

Enjoy your birthday the same way you enjoy annoying me.

You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise! Is there an expiration date at the bottom? I hope not. HBD dear.

I will sanitize my house and wear the mask while waiting for you to stream that birthday party or send me videos. Happy lockdown-birthday, cousin.

Some of them are our childhood friends, some of them are our school, college or university friends, some of them are our office or professional friends, etc, but there is also some kind of special category of our friends. The friendship with our cousin brothers or we can say as male cousins are very rare. They are our childhood companions, crime partners, and caretakers of us from our childhood. There is a very unique and pure brotherhood in between our male cousins and us.

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Even they are more than friends to us, as they are our cousins too, it makes our relationship with them even stronger. No other friendship can take place than pure friendship with our cousins. They do very much for us, there are no secrets in between cousins, they support us in any of the difficulties without asking questions. You can share anything with your cousin’s brother, as he is your cousin, friend, and brother too. Also, there is some humorous bond between cousins, making fun of each other, cracking jokes on each other is very common in male cousins.

I bought us this bottle of whiskey but will add some water to your glass. I can’t handle you when you are drunk. Enjoy your day, cuz.

Do you remember how you made a cake that looked like a pudding? Please send me the recipe because I need to make one for your big day.

Since you hate exercising, I am hanging the cake from the ceiling to get you to do a few jumps.

HBD cousin. May all you give come back to you.

I will never forget your birthday. It comes to my mind a day after you notify me. Happy belated birthday, cuz.

The funniest thing about your age is that your maturity level is stagnant.

We did not bring the candles. How can 37 of them fit on top of a cupcake?

The secret to a great birthday is to remember what happened the next day. I doubt you will recollect anything after a shot of whiskey. Happy birthday!

Happy 18th birthday. You can now legally do everything you have been doing since 13.

The secret to staying young is lying about your age.

I did not waste my time writing on this card because you never read cards. All you care about is the gift inside.

Another year means another birthday to organize and another headache, but I love it. It is the only time I genuinely request sick leave.

Please don’t give your side chicks my address. I will keep your gifts this time if they drop them at my place.

You did not have the best birthday if you did not wake up to a hangover, terrible headache and confusion. Drink up, baby!

Have I ever told you that I love you? Now, you have. Remember these words when you’re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later! And I love the icing.

You are so different from your parents; hence, I thought today was the best time to tell you you were adopted. Just kidding! Enjoy your birthday.

I wish your mum a happy B-day. She did all the work, and you just popped out!

Do I smell that bad? We used to be besties, but now we’re not. I want to wish you HBD face-to-face. Not from behind a door. Shall we hang out today?

I found a cute picture of the three-year-old you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! Check my happy B-day wish on Instagram and Facebook. I can not figure out how to upload the darn picture on Twitter.

Not all cousins are awesome. Be grateful, because at least yours is. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday dear! How does it feel seeing so many candles on the cake? I hope you can get used to it.

Happy Birthday to my beautiful, wonderful, hilarious cousin. I hope your beauty stops aging unlike you.

Happy birthday. Don’t tell my siblings, but I love you more than I love them.

Happy birthday, Cuz. Now that you are a year older, it’s time to grow up! Please.

I’ll try not to feel embarrassed to be related to you today, given it’s your birthday. I’m kidding, happy birthday!

I would say our family was blessed the day you were born, but that’s actually me. I am the blessing. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. I suppose we were born as cousins since my family could only have one cool person.

Hey, please keep my portion of the cake, don’t eat it all by yourself. Happy Birthday, my dear cousin.

How does it feel to be so popular one time a year on Facebook? I know it feels great except the part of checking notifications 24/7. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Cousin! You’re sure as old as you feel but you’re never going to be younger than me.

You’re one of the very few people I can tolerate on a daily basis. Does it make you feel bad or grateful? Happy birthday!

Tolerating someone like you is not easy, congratulations to me because I did it for another year. Happy Birthday, dear.

Wonderful people like you deserve a holiday to celebrate their birthday. Anyways Happy birthday, dear.

People says light is running faster than the sound but I know your imaginations are faster than the light your tremendous thinking and vocational skills impress anyone even though they didn’t get any benefit from that, what a great art you know brother. Happy birthday to my very charming brother!

Some people are looking very handsome and talented till they are not opening their mouth and speak something, I wonder you are coming in the list of those people. On your birthday I wish you may reduce unnecessary talks. Happy birthday to my very handsome cousin brother!

Dear brother I remember our school days, how much you were scared from maths and gave me the grievance to complete your math homework, how you have a successful engineer today. Hope you are doing your projects by yourself. Happy birthday to mt tarry scary cousin brother!

I remember the day when I had a prank on you in front of that girl to whom you like most. That incident will make you laugh ever and ever. Have a great birthday and enjoy the night to the fullest.

Our childhood funniest activities are still alive in my memories. Just recall those memories that will bring a smile on your face. Keep smiling. I hope, it’s the best birthday gift for you from myside. Happy birthday cousin!

Dear brother I realise your importance when you are not along with me, earlier when anybody messed with me, you gave them a tough fight and I saved myself, now nobody is my saviour from those evil birds. I missing you a lot. Happy birthday to my cousin brother!

Today is your day brother hence would like to remember about that beautiful lady for whom we both were crazy and sometimes fought also. Hope it will make you laughs and realizes that how naughty we were during our college days. Happy birthday to my sweetest brother.

They know even a bit of us as they are with us from our childhood. They know each of our likes and dislikes, what makes us happy, what makes us sad, what is exciting to us, what thing can trigger us to anger, like everything. When we know that our relationship with our cousins is very strong we must have to make them feel special and also show them their special space in our hearts. Like many of the people, some of them show them in the routine that they matter to us this much, and this thing is pretty good.

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But some of the persons are a bit reserved in showing feelings to their loved ones so that they wait for some special days, occasions or events to show their love and special space in their heart for their cousins. Everybody knows, talking about occasions, birthdays are the perfect occasions to show love and make your loved ones feel special. If you want to show your love and make them feel good, feel special, and pleased, you must have to show them this feeling on your cousin’s birthday. First of all, what you have to do is to memorize his date of birth.

Dear brother, I remember how much you are fond of smart phones, your life gets stuck if you don’t have your smart phone around you. I remember the day when you lost your phone and cried all day and night at last your parents buy a new smart phone for you on the spot. How kiddish you are, happy birthday to my cousin who is older from age but younger from heart.

In others party you are doing only dancing and eating, today is your birthday dear now its your turn to organise lots of food, drink and music for others. Be ready for the blast, happy birthday my dear cousin.

Dear brother though your giggling smile and silly talks annoying the people still you are my best buddy because people who ignoring you in that way are knowing you from your outer appearance but I know the beauty of your heart and soul. Happy birthday to my best brother ever!

I was searching for some witty birthday message for you but I end up with nothing because you are the best untold joke. Happy birthday to the funniest cousin. Jokes apart!

For a cousin brother who is just so funny and cool, wishing you the wittiest birthday ever. You are the best one of all the cousin. Happy birthday dear!

Hey you are not just cousin but the dearest brother to me. I just like to tell you that you are the most annoying brother I have so happy birthday to the happiest birthday!

Like a real life brother, you are not just a cousin but more than a cousin. My dear cousin, wishing you the best one of all. Happy birthday champ!

Hey dear cousin brother, anyone can tell that we are related based on our likes and dislikes but no one knows the deep bond we share. Happy birthday to my dearest.

Hey brother, we know which buttons to press and when to press so today on your special day, pressing the right button. Wishing you the wittiest birthday ever cousin.

Whenever you are around it is always crazy and fun with you acting more of joker and that makes you different and special. Happiest birthday to the cartoon cousin. Love you bud!

Hey, I know your real age so don’t just misguide other by telling unreal age. Happy birthday to still the best cousin.

Some are just diamonds and some are just cartoon! Don’t get excited you come in the second category my lovely cousin and I still love you for that! Happy birthday dear!

Hey cuz, the best secret is yet to be revealed and that’s your age which I am going reveal tonight in your birthday. Till then happy birthday dear cousin! Have fun.

HBD cousin. May you give away all the birthday gifts to me.

Hey cousin, you deserve all the happiness in the world but I have share in your happiness too! HBD Cousin. Have fun!

Hey cousin, you are one hell of a fort build to stand for years where no one can enter without permission but I have the access to back door. Happy birthday cousin.

Cheers to the sweetest cousin ever. I promise to be on your side in good times but don’t knock my door in bad time. Happy birthday to the best cousin.

Dear cousin, sending you birthday cake. Please take a piece and keep the rest of the cake for me. HBD cousin.

Reminder! I am younger than you so you going to give the gifts I select to me. Happy birthday. Waiting your birthday to get over.

Happy B-Day to the best cousin, unleash all the craziness and madness today!

As you open a new account in your life, I wish happiness gets credited and sorrows get debited. Many happy returns of the day cousin.

I just want you to know that you mean more to me than Sheldon’s spot means to him. Happy birthday to you my precious!

On his birthday, the first thing what you can do for him or we can say that from what you can make a start, celebrating his birthday with your best feelings is to wish him in such a way that he never forgets about it, even that he remembers it for some days. After wishing him pleasantly and lovingly you can celebrate properly by presenting him with some special gifts, organizing a grand party for him or anything else.

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But the most important thing is to wish him in such a way that makes him happy and also it reflects your pure love for him. For wishing the birthday of your beloved cousin, in my opinion, Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Brother is the perfect option all the way. You can crack jokes on your cousin’s brother to make him laugh out loud, in such a way, that also shows your infinite love towards him and also make him happy all day long.

Happy birthday, male cousin! Let’s go out and party, you need to feel younger again. You don’t have the energy to dance. Let me prove you wrong. Happy birthday, male cousin!

I can send you a bunch of lying quotes and wishes on your birthday instead I choose to say the truth. Firstly, you are very annoying. Secondly, you disturb me so much. Thirdly, I always hate you for sharing my parents. Lastly, you are the best companion in crime!

Happy Birthday and thank you for all the years you ratted me out to Mom and Dad.

Dear male cousin, you need to stop becoming older because it recalls me of how I’m getting older. So simply skip it out! Happy Birthday, bro!

I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!

Here’s to a birthday that’s as crazy as you my male cousin. If it’s anywhere near as mad it’ll be the most outrageous birthday the world has ever seen!

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays have lived the longest life on the earth.

It’s great to see how you have grown so fast, even you are able to conduct yourself as a mature adult. Happy birthday young male cousin!

 if you were a bear, I’d want to be a tree. If you were a fish, I’d want to be the sea. If you were a flower, I’d want to be a leaf. But you’re just you, and I’m just me. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday anyway! You know you don’t deserve wishes from me, but beating. I’ll wish you a beautiful birthday all the same. All the best!

Hey, man. So. I just wanted to say, like. You know. Um. Happy birthday. Yeah. That.

Happy birthday crazy male cousin, I wish we can have more time to bond together, you know?
When somebody looks at us, they have no problem differentiating among who is older and who is younger. Happy birthday!

When I was little, I wanted a puppy but you turned out to be just as much fun. Happy Birthday!

The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!

Birthdays are for enjoyments and for parties, so party hard on your birthday male cousin!

Today you have added another year to your age. May it come with hope, joy and enormous wishes of life for you. Happy Birthday to you!

I don’t need to get you anything for your birthday because you already have the best older sister in the world! Happy birthday to my little male cousin!

I spent hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

My lovely male cousin, no matter where life will take us, I will always be there for you, standing by your side in every situation. Happiest birthday to my dearest male cousin!

On your birthday this year, little male cousin, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you! Happy birthday to you!

May you get even more than you need for your birthday. Remember Mom told you to ALWAYS share with me. Happy Birthday!

I should call you Broggle🤣 because you help me solve all the problems to which I cannot find an answer on Google. Wishing you the best male cousin, bro!

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite male cousin of all time – I know you’re my only male cousin, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Isn’t that charming enough?

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a donkey and you look like one too! Just kidding. You’re not an ass… all the time.

Have an amazing birthday, my sweet bro! ask me the gift you want on your next born day, remember that, I will definitely give you.

Hey bro, Happy Birthday!.. If anyone calls you old today hit them by the candies you will be getting!…

A cousin is a member of your family that, although he or she is not a sibling, can still be close in relation, and also to your heart. You can still speak with, listen to, and laugh with a cousin. You can still share important experiences with your cousin and be understood, by him or her. All of this makes a cousin an essential part of your life.

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When it is your cousin’s birthday, it is important to acknowledge it, by sending a message that conveys the impact that your cousin has had on your life, how you feel about him or her, and how you hope their special day will be. It is also important to send a message that suit’s your cousin’s personality. The birthday message could be funny, sentimental, nostalgic, or formal.