108+ Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday

Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday

The first thing you can do for 80 years old man or a woman is to wish them a happy birthday through your proper wish. A wish can be written in many ways but in my opinion, Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday is the perfect option. At the birth time of a baby, he or she is surrounded by many of his/her relationships who support him or her throughout life. A baby doesn’t know how much he will live in this finite world, even the people around him or her don’t know how much he or she lives. Nobody can ever know about this, as this world is unpredictable.

Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday

The thing which matters is just to live at your peak. Enjoy each day you got to have in this world. Who knows, which one is our last day in this unpredictable world. As discussed earlier, nobody knows how much he or she lives in this world, so when a man or a woman reaches the age of 80, isn’t it an achievement for him or her that he or she can live this long in this world. At the age of 1 to 10, a baby completely depends on his or her parents.

Enjoy the time when you can actually predict the weather with your knees. We all envy you for that, trust me. There are 80 years of experience right here. Now that you know everything about life, I really wish that you enjoy it. Also, be generous and make sure to share some wisdom with me. Happy birthday!

“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
George Burns

You’re 80, but you don’t look like it. You look at least like 79. Just kidding. You’re the youngest, old person I’ve ever known in my life. Your sweetness and appetite for adventure give me hope for mankind. I’m honestly very happy that you are a part of my life. Happy birthday!

“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.”
George Burns

On this special day, I wish you less coughing, better hearing, and easier mobility. But I also wish you the very best of your years on this earth! Though 80 years are quite a lot of years compared to mine, they are few compared to the ones I wish for you. Happy 80th birthday.

“You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.”
Hy Gardner

80 years? Wow! A lot of people don’t even know how to count to 80. I hope you’re good at math because you’re going to have to keep on counting. May you have an amazing day, surrounded by everyone you love.

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
Billie Burke

They say that friends are like wine because they get better with time. Well, I’ve never tasted wine as old as our friendship, but one thing I can say for sure is that no wine could give me the happiness that our friendship does. Happy 80th birthday!

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’”
Claude Pepper

80th birthday, huh? It reminds me of the videogames when they are 80% loading… Oh no, I don’t mean that. I mean that the best is yet to come, and the game starts at 100. You’re still young. Keep it up. Live your life at the fullest, but don’t forget to take your meds. Happy birthday!

“Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
George Burns

Happy birthday, grandma! You’re the best grandmother I could ever wish for. No, I didn’t also say that to my other grandma. You’re unique. You’ve always been, and I wish you another 80 years of happiness and joy with the ones you love the most. There’s no greater pleasure than being loved by you.

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George Burns

They say that old people need to keep their people as close as they can. I say you better keep your memory close as well. You’ll need it to get someone to bring you the remote control. Happy birthday!

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns

Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Your 80s.
Your 80s who?
Since you can’t remember, let’s just call it your golf score.
Kidding aside, you will always be fresh and brimming with vibrant youth in your heart and soul. Happy birthday!

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball

Happy Birthday, dad! When I was a little kid, you never told me life was going to be so long. But here we are now, you’re 80, and you’re even older than grandma’s jokes. I’m so proud to be your [son/daughter] and to have grown up with you by my side.

“Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.”
George Burns

Sometimes I believe that you’re like one of the old wizards in fairytales. Not because you’re old, but because you’ve always managed to perform magic tricks. I took some notes on those, but I’m not going to share them with you because you’ve probably forgotten them by now. Just kidding. Happy 80th birthday!

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”
Bob Hope

A wise man once said, “Finish that bottle of wine and have fun!” These are the words that I would say to you today. You are not old. You are a classic. You’re vintage and of great value. May this be the best birthday you’re ever had and the worst of the birthdays you’re going to have!

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
Larry Lorenzoni

Yesterday is history. Today is a gift. Tomorrow is more sagging skin. So enjoy today’s gift with all the loved ones who you can remember. 80 years is a great achievement. Happy birthday and don’t forget to smile with all of your remaining teeth.

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope

All the phrases that start with “Life’s too short to…” are useless when writing you a message on your 80th birthday because your life is so long that you can do everything you want. Keep doing it with the same energy you use to press the remote control buttons to turn up the TV volume. Happy birthday!

“I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”
George Burns

This is a special moment for you, but it is more special for me. Is that time of the year when I honestly thank you for always being older than me. There was a time when I almost reached you, but you took over again. Congratulations and may you have the happiest of your birthdays.

“I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name’s not there, I eat breakfast.”
George Burns

After that from 10 to 18 he or she enjoys every moment of his or her life, like he or she plays all the time, and all that stuff. The age of 18 to 23 is just about the carrier or we can say as to built some bright future, in this age, a boy or a girl learns to take responsibilities, he or she now starts to take this life seriously. When a boy or a girl reaches the age of 23 onwards, so after it, he or she works professionally to make themselves stable and wealthy.

The age of 23 to 35 is just about to have stability and a complete family. At this age, a man or woman makes an effort for his or her children and fulfills their needs and wishes. 35 to 50 is the age at which a man or a woman lives for his or her children and family. After 50 to till death is just a bonus life which a man or a woman lives through a good fortune. People who live 70+ years are considered as lucky.

Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday

So after discussing these ages, just think about it that a man or a woman who is 80 years old or we can say as a man or a woman who is just going be 80 years old is how much lucky person. Very few people can live this much. We have to make them feel special and we have to make them smile and we must have to tell them how much they are lucky as they are enjoying life this much, this long. When the 80th birthday of a person comes whether he or she is your mom, dad, uncle, aunt, or neighbor, you must have to celebrate it at your full peak for them.

Do you remember when we were young? Yeah, me neither. It’s been a long time, but the best is yet to come. Being old is cooler than being young. We can get in all the clubs, we just don’t want to. Happy birthday.

“I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.”
George Burns

Grandma, you are about four times older than me, but that doesn’t work the same when translated in wisdom. You’re probably 40 times wiser than me, and I can’t get enough of learning from you and from eating your cooking. You’re definitely the best cook, but don’t tell mom. Happy birthday!

“I stay away from natural foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.”
George Burns

Hopefully, all these 80 years have been as wonderful as you are. Or at least half as wonderful. You really are the coolest, best old-young person I know. Happy 80th birthday to you!

“The old begin to complain of the conduct of the young when they themselves are no longer able to set a bad example.”
François de la Rochefoucauld

80 years old, huh? You came this far. And you’re still going. Never stop. Just keep going…as long as you remember how to come back, of course. I wish you an amazing birthday. You totally deserve it!

“When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.”
George Burns

The good thing about being 80 years old is that those people who were older than you a few years ago are still getting older, so you’re still the youngest of the group. Now and forever young. Forever back pain. Just trying to be funny, but can’t compare to you. Happy birthday!

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
George Burns

It’s true that age is just a number, but in your case, age is also a great number. And the coincidence is that you are also great. Especially your jokes. I’m not surprised because you had 80 years to think of them. May your life be as beautiful as your personality.

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
George Burns

It’s been 80 years since you were born, but it seems like many more since we began our friendship. So much has happened and our friendship has grown. My greatest wish for you is to hold onto your memory as long as you can. Have a very happy birthday!

“Age puzzles me. I thought it was a quiet time. My seventies were interesting and fairly serene, but my eighties are passionate. I grow more intense as I age.”
Florida Scott-Maxwell

It’s been 80 years for you, but you do not seem tired at all. I’m actually writing you this card to invite you to be part of our hockey team. Just kidding, we don’t have a hockey team. Not that if we did, you’d play. I mean you could, but the point is: Happy Birthday!

“I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued.”
Bill Dane

Remember when you were 20 and used to apply for jobs, but they asked you for many years of experience? Well, you can now go to all those places and ask them to hire you. Just joking, don’t go. Whoever didn’t hire you lost out big time because you became extraordinary. Happy 80th birthday!

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
Woody Allen

Usually, we wish for people’s dreams to come true, but maybe it’s better just to simply wish that you are able to fall asleep easily and have some peaceful dreams. Happy 80th birthday to the best dreamer I know!

“People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George Burns

You at now in the best time of your life. You have a ton of experience throughout your many years, and you still have your mind about you to understand what I’m talking about. Your wisdom is well-preserved, and your stories are still enjoyable to hear for the 100th time. Honestly, though, you’ve been an excellent friend. Keep it up and happy birthday!

In our circle, you are the only one who has experienced life the most. I wish you continue to guide us till the end. Happy birthday with loads of hugs!

Getting older is more like compounding your wealth. The more you live, the more you will garner wisdom. Happy 80th birthday!

Remember, never count your life by the number of years you live. Count it by the number of magical moments you have created that you can tell in the form of stories to everyone. I wish you a memorable 80th birthday.

Life is one beautiful compilation of terrible and wonderful moments. Before you exhaust fully, create some more unforgettable moments. Have an amazing 80th birthday celebration!

Heartiest congratulations for officially becoming the eldest member of our family. May you keep showering your love and wisdom on all of us. Happy 80th birthday!

How do you manage to do such cool things at the age of 80? I mean, when I grow old I want to be as cool as you are right now. Wishing happy birthday to the coolest 80 year old in the world.

If we consider the fact that things get better with age, you are not very far from perfection. Happy 80th birthday!

Celebrating your 80th birthday is quite difficult for us because it is impossible to make a cake on which you can put 80 candles at once. Jokes apart, cheers on your happy 80th birthday.

A classic and wine are the only two things in my knowledge that are getting way better with time. Happy birthday! Loads of love to you.

The older you become, the more you will get familiar with worldly illusions and fake relationships. Happy 80th birthday to you.

As it is not a normal thing for anyone to live this long. You must have to make them feel special and feel happy. The first thing you can do for 80 years old man or a woman is to wish them a happy birthday through your proper wish. A wish can be written in many ways but in my opinion, Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday is the perfect option. You just have to make them laugh by cracking jokes on them in your funny wish for them. Wish them in such a way that your wish makes their day. Make them laugh, make them feel special and happy through your wish.

Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday

After Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday, you can celebrate their birthday at full peak and give them sweet gifts. Celebrating the 80th birthday of a person is of course a big deal, we are more than gleeful to provide a huge collection of Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday. Not everyone has the good fortune in the world to celebrate his or her 80th birthday. If your mother, father, or someone very close to your heart is celebrating his or her 80th birthday, you shouldn’t leave any stone unturned to give their birthday celebration absolutely perfection.

Happy birthday to the most gracious 80 year old. Your beauty can give any young woman a run for the money.

From a young chirpy guy to a sagacious old man, I have seen the facades of your journey and I must say, it has been one hell of a roller coaster ride. Happy 80th birthday dear!

Dear Grandpa, your wisdom of 80 years is far greater than the collective wisdom of the rest of the family members. I respect and admire you a lot. Wishing happy 80th birthday to my cut grandfather!

You are one of the few persons I know who has experienced all the seasons, highs and lows, good and bad of life. Happy 80th birthday to the person with immense wisdom!

Only God knows how many more birthdays you are going to witness. It’s better to celebrate your 80th birthday like there is no tomorrow. Happy 80th birthday my cute grandma!

One can look at you and firmly say, ‘you aged like a damn fine wine.’ Even at the age of 80, you have outrageous charm and grace. Happy 80th birthday to the most beautiful 80 year old grandparent in the world!

The choices you have made at a young age are the key reasons behind your astonishing success and prosperity at this age. Sending lovely birthday wishes to the coolest 80 year old.

Thank you so much for imparting your 80 years of knowledge and wisdom to me. You have done so much for me that I can never payback. Happy 80th birthday my lovely friend!

Don’t ever think about how many days are left of your life. Only think about how many moments you can live to the fullest before you die. Wishing you a joyous happy 80th birthday!

So according to the standard temperate scale, reaching the age of 80 means hitting 26 years again in terms of Fahrenheit. Wishing a frisky happy birthday to the finest 80 year old guy.

Reaching the 80th year of life in itself is a humongous feat that must be cherished with the utmost zing. Happy 80th birthday grandpa!

You are at that age where every worldly thing seems trivial except wisdom and peace. I wish you soothing happy 80th birthday sir!

You have surely turned 80 physically but by heart, you are still 20. Happy birthday to my lovely 80 year old friend!

Age is barely a concern as long as you have curiosity in mind and love in the heart. Wishing a happy 80th birthday to the best person in the world.

You are as healthy and young as your mindset. If you think you are 80 by the mind, you will have the energy of an 80 year old only. Have a great 80th birthday celebration!

The longer you live, the more you get to savor life and the more varied experience you will have. I wish you a cheerful happy 80th birthday to you!

Wisdom doesn’t come with age. It comes with the quality of life experiences you have. And, you are the wisest person I know. Happy 80th birthday to you!

You have acquired so much knowledge and wisdom at the age of 80 years that most people can’t garner them even at the age of 150. Have a wonderful happy 80th birthday celebration!

We shouldn’t say a person 80 year old. We should say he has the experience of 80 years. Congratulations on hitting the milestone of the 80th birthday!

You are one fine example of why old is gold? And why old people are the classiest ones? Happy 80th birthday to the most handsome 80 year old.

At your age, you no longer want to hear, “You look good for your age.” That’s not saying much at 80!

If things really do get better with age, then you’re approaching perfection!

You have experienced a lot. If there is something to learn, you have learned it. The key now is trying to remember it all!

At 80 years old, I am sure that you don’t want to waste a lot of time reading a long message in your card, so I will keep this one short. You inspire me!

It’s a good thing you’ve had 80 years to develop your sense of humor because I’m relying on you to say something funny.

Remember when you were hitting your first milestone at 10 years old? I don’t. I wasn’t even born yet.

It seems like you were in your 70’s just yesterday! Oh wait, you were.

I was just thinking how funny it would be to watch you attempt to blow out 80 candles, but I decided to let you slide on this one. Having successfully endured 80 years has earned you a pass.

Happy 80th Birthday! I’m writing my birthday wish to you since last year you couldn’t hear well and thought I said, “Happen seven teas night worth pay,” instead of happy 79th birthday.

Happy 80th Birthday! Congratulations, you’re old enough to remember when vintage cars were the newest cool models.

Happy 80th Birthday from a fellow 80-year-old. If you’re like me, you’ve forgotten more than you learned over the years.

Congratulations on your 80th birthday. You’re no longer just a vintage, now you’re a classic.

Happy Birthday! I’m a little disappointed, after 80 years, I thought you’d be much wiser.

Happy 80th Birthday, good friend. I’m so glad I have someone who is just as forgetful as I am. Here’s hoping we remember each other tomorrow.

Happy 80th Birthday, brother. Here’s hoping we never learn to act our age.

Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 80th Birthday!

Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!

You’re not old, you’re a classic.

It’s your 80th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!

I hope I’m as wonderful as you are when I turn 80…even half as wonderful would be great!

You’ve learned so much in 80 years – the important thing now is to try remember it all!

I’m not saying that you’re old – but your candles were more expensive than your birthday cake!

A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway. Happy 80th Birthday!

Happy 80th birthday to my best friend! Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.

Like a fine wine, we get better with age…or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine. Happy 80th birthday!

May your 80th birthday be filled with magic moments – and lots of merlot.

Don’t get all weird about growing older. Our age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us.

At the bonus age of 80, a person had gained so much wisdom, knowledge, and other valuable and important life lessons that can provide the quality of anyone’s life if implemented in the right manner. Make the day special for the person who is celebrating the 80th birthday extraordinary by wishing them through full of love, fun, and warmth Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday. The person who will receive your Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday will feel more than blessed and belonged at that age when a person usually feels loneliness.

Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday

It’s a remarkable achievement or a goal that deserves to be celebrated at its peak and marked most perfectly. So if you know someone, who may be a family member, father, mother, or friend, about to celebrate their 80th birthday then you will want to give them a good and proper Funny Birthday Wishes For 80th Birthday.